did-you-kno:

Blue-footed boobies are a clumsy group of birds that take pride in their feet, which the males flap around during a mating dance in hopes of attracting a lady- and the bluer the better. If they aren’t blue enough, ACCESS DENIED. Source

did-you-kno:

Blue-footed boobies are a clumsy group of birds that take pride in their feet, which the males flap around during a mating dance in hopes of attracting a lady- and the bluer the better. If they aren’t blue enough, ACCESS DENIED. Source

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Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My god, do you learn.
C. S. Lewis (via jennnyfromtheblog)
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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH GREECE AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

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Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.
Turkish Proverb (via catic)
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swasticunts:

The capital of Alabama is Sweet Home

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I’ll hold on to the world tight some day. I’ve got one finger on it now; that’s a beginning.
Ray BradburyFahrenheit 451 (via ohhhkat)
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trueheroinex:

body comparative

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The Wolf

literarystarbucks:

The Wolf goes up to the counter and orders two lattes to go, six muffins, four croissants, four scones, and a bagel. The barista says, “You have a huge appetite!” The wolf, donning a bonnet and a nightgown, replies, “Big enough to eat you with, my dear.”

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Repetition physically changes your brain as new connections are made between brain cells.
(via psych-facts)
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jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

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